Saturday, December 15, 2007

O'Reilly loves...Yeah, you are already cringing.


This week we had another trip into the mind of Billo.

This week Billo pounced on the story of very young girls photographing themselves for boyfriends. The idea of this just got Billo salivating. He wanted to talk and talk about this, the greatest story...I mean threat in America. And he knew what punishment these scantily clad children needed. He is obsessed with...cleaning up America? Remember the photos of the beauty pageant star? He had so many great ideas for dirty shot shoots she could have...so many thoughts...


Bill O’Reilly brings in Dennis Miller to talk about the apparently rampant problem of 11-year-old girls taking pictures of themselves in states of undress and sending them to their boyfriends. Funny enough, I could only find one such example of said problem in the news, so I have to wonder what exactly O’Reilly’s motivation was in bringing it up.

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I think the funniest part is when Bill scoffs at the notion of “talking” to your child who is exhibiting inappropriate behaviors and demands that Dennis say how his father would handle it if Dennis had sent out photos of his naked 11 year old self (enough to make you gag, I know) and you can see Dennis physically stop himself from saying “He would have talked to me…” and you can see the mental cogs whirring to come up with an O’Reilly-approved punishment.

Billo's punishment involves being chained in a basement for months. So 11 year old girl, chains, his basement, months with him...I'm sure someone went to prison recently for this...Hey, I bet he loved Black Snake Moan.

Countdown gave him one of the WORST awards this week for the story. (With video.)

“Bill, steer out of this skid quickly - very quickly! Right now you’re
getting worked up over the thought of chaining naked 13 year old girls in the
cellar for maybe 18 months. Stop while you still can!”

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